There's just been too much going on around here for my liking. Mom and dad have been way to busy with work and other humans they call family. I thought I was all the family they needed? So if all that wasn't enough, they are looking to take even more time away from me. They are looking at re-doing the bathroom. It looked fine to me. But now the toilet is out of there and I've lost my easy way up to the sink. Jumping from the floor to the counter is just way too much of a bother. I want my porcelain step ladder back.
So to add insult to injury...my mom asked me to check out her samples. Does she think I'm the next big thing in interior design? The "Jonesie" of the interior? Do you think she could have been considerate and brought me tiles and paint chips in nice rust/brown/caramel...dare I say it ginger tones?
No! These colors do not go with my fur...do not match my eyes. I'm calling the ASPCA. Who in their right mind would like these colors?