What's a girl gotta do around here to get some blog time? With Cecilia getting sick and Grete giving back to society...I'm left out. I have not been a particularly good girl. I have not donated my time to charity. It's been freezing cold all week and all I've wanted to do is go outside for some fun times.
Mom was all concerned that it was Nigel's first Christmas and so she was making sure that he didn't whap the ornaments off the tree. Turns out he's just a mushpot. Big giant mancat with a velvet paw, gently pawing at the ornaments like a girl. But guess who was the "bad" one? Guess who is probably going to get a lump of coal in her stocking? Grete! She pulled an ornament off the tree and chewed it up good! Mom freaked out, but once she found the hook on the floor she stopped freaking out. Now none of us can be in the room with the tree by ourselves. We are locked out unless snoopervised.
So not fair!
Then Ellie had to go to the v-e-t today because mom was worried about her eye goobers...turns out that's just the way she is. She is fine. No one fusses over me like that.
So to get some attention I got to pull out all the stops. First I let my mom use her finger in my mouth like dental floss. I'm not sure why she likes doing this, but it amuses her. She thinks it's cute.
Then I lick her fingers. She is powerless at this point.
A girl's gotta do what a girls' gotta do. This was followed by me coming inside out of the freezing cold and full on hugging my mom and licking her face. I'm pretty sure that Santa is going to bring me everything on my list.














