I want to set the record straight on what goes on around here. See...Figaro, Ginger, Jonesie, Madison...they all think they are mom's favorite.
She's pulling their paws! I know it.
If you listen carefully to mom, she's a bit tricky. She'll say stuff to Figaro like "you are my most favorite handsomest furry tuxie boy"...and he falls for it! Every time!
See...here's the secret....he's the ONLY furry tuxie boy in our family. There's another tuxie in the family, our Bennette, but she's mom's favorite weensy feisty tuxie girl...and of course the ONLY one in our family that is a weensy feisty tuxiegirl.
And what does she say to Ginger "you are my most favorite handsomest gossipy tabby furball boy"...yeah...you guessed it...he's the ONLY gossipy tabby furball boy in our family.
But of course when she fusses over me and calls me the best momma on the planet, and her most favorite Meezer momma girl, I know she's telling me the truth.