Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Campaign Trail Tuesday- Voters Pamphlet

Hi! Here in Oregon, we wouldn't dream of holding an election without the voters getting all the information they need to make a good decision. So in keeping with Oregon tradition, I've completed this for you, the kind voters of the Cat Blogosphere!
Cory Cat- Dual Representation of the Floofy Party and House Panther Party
Occupational Background: Personal Trainer, Singer, Cheese Eater, Sweetheart
Educational Background: I've taken a nap on some really good books. Other than that, no formal education.
Prior Governmental Experience: None
Campaign Promise: As President, I promise to do my best to bring together kitties and woofies...to reach our paws across the aisle to solve our problems. I promise to run a clean campaign...no hissing, kicking kitty litter or hacking up a hairball on anyone. I promise that I will work to bring us all together so that kitties will be judged by the content of their character, not the color or the length of their fur.
My stimulus package includes cat nip!
Now get out and vote!


Forever Foster said...

Your occupational background is the cutest thing we've read in a long time!:)

ZOOLATRY said...

Go Cory Go!
Win Cory Win!

We agree entirely with everything you say, 'cept maybe the "hacking up hairballs" part. That is really an important method for us kittehs to make our feeling apparent to the beans... and it might be effective in the halls of congress at some point.

The Creek Cats said...

That was very informative, Cory! We especially liked your stimulus package!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I am glad of your stand on "hacking hairballs". I have seen some events turn into a hairball slinging mess.

Good on ya.

Purrs Goldie

Sweet Purrfections said...

Hi Cory! I wanted to reach across the aisle (so to speak) and introduce myself. I don't think I had visited you before, but now you are on my list. So nice to meet you.

The Island Cats said...

After reading all the campaign stuff, we can't decide who to vote for! We want you all to win!

Anonymous said...

Very good, Cory. I love your platform. I wish you the best of luck!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I have seen Oregon's voter pamphlets and I think you need to add about 3000 pages to yours to make it really authentic.. however, yours is much more readable...

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

Good blurp on your background and definite stands on policies - good luck! This old granny cat is just going to follow the election trails in between naps.

Quill and Greyson said...

Great platform Cory, I find nip very stimulating!

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

Oh Cory, this is Coco. You know, that curly cat that's moving up fast! Did you know our bean used to live in Oregon, too?

We like your voters pamphlet. Teri says she never votes without reading one. I don't have a pamphlet. I am a little worried about that. All of a sudden, lots of people are voting for me and I'm not sure I can be a good president without cats like you around.

I had to come and visit you, you seem so smart and wise and I am glad you have been getting compliments on your curls, too.