WTF? What the fluff?
Can you imagine my shock and disbelief when this trash entered our happy home? I'm ashamed to say my dad has a subscription. Can it be possible he actually believes it? I mean, if humans have such big brains, why is it that 7 pounds of fluff and cattitude can rule him? And if it weren't for Jonesie, he'd be hopeless managing the garden by himself. I tried to stop Cory from reading it but I was too late....
Hmmm...I hang out at home, the humans go off to work their big brains into oblivion...they hand feed me cheese. I nap all day, then play when I feel like it. I'll keep my fur and my so called little brain thank you very much.
