On Friday you all saw a shocking expose on my daughter Cory, caught in the act of stealing a prize spear of asparagus. This came at an unfortunate time because she was just selected to be a judge for
"I Dare You All" #5. This is a very important position and my biggest concern is if she were to be convicted of thievery, she might be disbarred. Booted from the panel. The shame of it all. Turns out that a quick trial was held over the weekend, and she was acquitted, mostly because she did not harm the asparagus and she only wanted to play with it. No premeditation was involved. She is clear to be a judge. Whew!
What I don't understand is where
Cory gets it...she's been called a "fegan"...a feline vegan. Could this be true? They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I'm very proud of my little Cory. I will watch over her to make sure she is fair and impartial in her role as a judge.
