In honor o' Meow Like a Pirate Day, Alfie and I have taken over a ship and plan
in stealin' it's stash o' nip booty. Meanwhile on another ship, Jonesie it
sailin' away t' spread t' love o' gardenin' around t' world!"
Ya lily livered swabbies! We be havin' a new woofie in th' house an' he stinks! This horn swagglin' landlubber is makin' us want to send mom an' dad to Davy Jones' locker.