I enjoy the newspaper. Probably not in the way most humans to, but I do enjoy it. I don't understand the concept of reading it. That's why I sit on the paper and don't allow my humans to read it. If I don't want to read it, why should they?
The news these days is hard to swallow, I admit. Even though I don't want to read it, I do think it's good for a little nibble. Yes, the newspaper does taste pretty good, even when the news itself is distasteful.
I don't understand why my mom is chasing me away, this is good stuff! BTW, the news around here has centered on my new brother Nigel. He's still progressing slowly but he is doing well. My momma Ellie shared mild hisses with him and so did Bennette, but it's all very mild mannered. I'm still not sure about meeting him. I did take a peek but I ran in the other direction!
I don't understand why my mom is chasing me away, this is good stuff! BTW, the news around here has centered on my new brother Nigel. He's still progressing slowly but he is doing well. My momma Ellie shared mild hisses with him and so did Bennette, but it's all very mild mannered. I'm still not sure about meeting him. I did take a peek but I ran in the other direction!
