This is not the best photo of me. Mom could certainly do better.
Do you know what mom and dad have been calling me?
Mom said this photo illustrates why they call me that. I think it's unfair. I mean, who could resist the feel of luscious dirt and leaves and nip and bugs and stuff ground into ones furs? When mom calls me to come inside, it's my "last call" to grind in as much as I can.
Yeah...and what do I get for my efforts? Pigpen. Figgy Piggy. Big Fig Pig. The Notorious F.I.G.P.I.G.