My mom called me a mercenary on Sunday morning. I was shocked and hurt. Why would she do this to me?
Was it something about me being all sweet and nice trying to wake her up at 7am...with licks and kissies and stuff? Because my breakfast was 2 hours LATE! Mom seems to have had an issue with this since it wasn't because I love her. It was all about me. Me and my Fancy Feast.
So I had to make it up to her. So in this very spot (after breakfast) I sat on her for a whole hour and purred and licked her arm.
I think I'm back on the "good list" once again.