Who are you anyway? You kind of look like me, but smaller...and flatter...
Mom said she was going to flatten me. I thought it might hurt. I didn't know what to expect.
So... my mom, who is a total fan of the movie "The Last Starfighter"...which was made, like a kazillion years ago...way before I was born...is now telling me that this is my "Beta Unit". Wha? What's a Beta Unit? To quote the movie "A Beta Unit is a simuloid. An exact duplicate, but not as loud".
Now I'm just trying to figure out which one of us gets to go to BlogPaws.