Monday, March 9, 2009

Monday News

I enjoy the newspaper. Probably not in the way most humans to, but I do enjoy it. I don't understand the concept of reading it. That's why I sit on the paper and don't allow my humans to read it. If I don't want to read it, why should they?

Hey, where's Mutts?The news these days is hard to swallow, I admit. Even though I don't want to read it, I do think it's good for a little nibble. Yes, the newspaper does taste pretty good, even when the news itself is distasteful.

Paper is almost as good as socks I don't understand why my mom is chasing me away, this is good stuff! BTW, the news around here has centered on my new brother Nigel. He's still progressing slowly but he is doing well. My momma Ellie shared mild hisses with him and so did Bennette, but it's all very mild mannered. I'm still not sure about meeting him. I did take a peek but I ran in the other direction!

21 comments:

michico*Adan said...

Dear Cory,

I just love hang on the newspaper as well~!
And I can't understand my mommy like to ask me away with that, either~! That is strange!!

You look so shiney and lovely~
Purr,
Adan

Mr. Black said...

H-m-m. That whole 'sitting on the news' looks intriguing. I might have to get a subscription just so I can try it out. Of course, some people think that no mews is good mews. Eh, what do they know!

Forever Foster said...

You are much prettier to look at than the paper, Cory. I think you are doing your humans a favour.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

We rarely get the paper here unless they need it start the woodstove. I bet it would be comfy. I enjoy the silky feel of a good magazine, no black sooty stuff on my paws to worry about later!

Purrs Goldie

Parker said...

We only get the paper on Sunday, but I love to nap on it!

The Creek Cats said...

We love the newspaper too, Cory!!

We are glad to hear things are progressing with Nigel, even if it is pretty slow.

The Monkeys said...

We love the newspaper too. Especially when they're trying to read it! How dare they?

Tuck said...

I love the newspaper too! It's very nice to lay on! I hope that Nigel comes around soon. I sure he will love all of you!

Zeus said...

Newspaper against the bum is risky business. You could end up looking like the young red bear from the Charmin commercial who is playing football and bends over, revealing he has toilet paper scraps attached to his rear. Don't let that embarassing moment happen to you, Cory!

The Island Cats said...

Cory...we sit on the paper so the beans can't read all the bad news and be sad...we want them to be happy and pay attention to us all the time!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

the newspaper is so fun! I like to dig under it for my toys. my mommy buries them under an open page. it also keeps them from reading the awful news. yuck.

thank you for the tip about burrowing. I had no idea my beans could still see me!! yipes!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Resting on the newspaper is fun!

Daisy said...

When the news is bad, it's best to just shred it all up.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

I must say,I like newspapers too!! They are nice to sleep on :) Tillie likes to'digest' the news too ,heehee
Purrs Mickey

Fin said...

I prefer TP, yum! I am also chased away.

Furkidsmom said...

We like newspaper too but only when Mom is trying to read it!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

VampyVictor said...

Aww Miss Cory you little shy Miss hehe you are too sweet!
I loves to sit on any papers on the table also! they are nice and warm against my butt :)
V-V

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

i red da nooz today ... oh boy!!!
i like dis a lot!
luv--jh
pee ess ... wid da current nooz ... it'z better to sit on da paper dan reed it!

The Cat Realm said...

We think it is a good idea to just eat the news!!! We usually just sit on them - but now we will try the nibbling thing too! Thanks for the tip!

milocat said...

I'm always in trubble for ripping up Mom's newspaper too. Once, I ripped up some letters she's put in envelopes to be posted. She said a norty word and gave me "the look".

Romeo said...

Ahhh ha ha ha the tongues are hilarious! Youse guys is funny.

xo,

Romeo