Oh man, do I have stuff to tell you. Some of it may not qualify at gossip since it's about ME! I did not have a good week last week.
Some of you may know that I have um...::ahem::....constipation issues. Now really, this has been no big deal for well over a year because my mom and I have this thing...we have it really dialed in with my medication and stuff.
So it was a big fat surprise to all of us when I got majorly plugged up. It meant a visit to the vet and I had to stay there 2 whole nights. Ugh. But the good part is that my V-E-T moved to a brand new office. I mean it smells new car new if you know what I mean. And me...well I was super smelly with all my issues so I was one of the VERY first to stink up the place.
It was awesome.
The v-e-t loves me. I'm a love bug. I give hugs and kisses to everyone I know. I know that I'm their favorite cat of ALL.
So when I came home I was in for a rather rude awakening. Cecilia told me something shocking.
She said "Did you know that when Bennette had a couple of teeth removed just a short while ago, the v-e-t awarded Bennette with a Certificate of Bravery"?
What about ME? I thought I was brave. I thought they loved me best.
This is SO NOT FAIR.
I did not get a certificate. I got nothing.
No hugs and kisses for the v-e-t EVER!
I mean it.