Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Meezer Rules and Whapping Wednesday

Meezer rule for today: There are somethings better left to the pros, like teaching your daughter how to whap.


"Cory, it's time you learned how to whap like a pro. That's a girl, whap me on the head".

"Oh no, when I whap you back, don't lick me! My tongue can't help but come out too!'



"See, do it like this! Just whap, it's ok, I can take it."
"Yes, good girl, give momma a good whap on the head!"
"Oh no, now you have me doing it!"
"No, no, no. No licking while I'm whapping you!"
"Oh Cory, you aren't understanding the point of this!"
"I give up! Maybe the Meezers or Gandalf and Grayson can help you learn how to whap properly."

14 comments:

Forever Foster said...

Whap whap whappage! You'll get there one day:)

Evie/VampyVictor said...

I think whapping comes with age... when the force is ready young jedi... hehe
I loved watching you try and teach Cory though!!

V-V

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Proper Whapping takes practice and dedication! We think you may be thinking too hard and that is why your tongue keeps coming out. Keep at it! Sammy is the all-time best Whappinator! We are still learning much from Sammy!

The Meezers said...

Ok, that was a good first attempt though. Maybe you need to get mad ferst? - Sammy

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Lesson number 2.....

Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail said...

I would not whap the Demon Cat from Hell if you paid me all the Temptations in the world. I value my life too much!

Hey! I have tagged you for the 8 Random Things Me-me. It was fun and easy to do and I completely forgot to talk about my Catnip Addiction. Anyway, I hope you will consider doing it, as I'd love to learn more about you!

Dana said...

Your momma is teaching you well, Cory! Thanks for the continued purrs for Cal! He is now off of the metronidazole, but still takes predisolone and metoclopramide twice a day. He has decided he likes Blue Spa Select canned food and also Blue Wilderness canned food. Although, this morning he went right for the other cats California Natural dry food. I have read California Natural is good for IBD because of its one protein and fat source. Hopefully soon he can go on that with the others. We will wait for doctors orders and see what she thinks.

Parker said...

Keep practicing!

The Island Cats said...

Hahaha! Proper whapping does take some practice! Cory, pratice will make purrfect!

DEBRA said...

Ellie
I whap my sisfur Boo efurryday and I whap my other sisfur Gracie too. Sometimes I whap my brofur Ping but I have to be careful because he whaps back and he is bigger than me...

purrs
Abby

Pee Sss we all thought you was so sweet to Cory...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think Sammy would do a grand job!

Sara, Bebe and Iago said...

It looks like you had fun teaching whapping!

Everycat said...

Wonderful whappage!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Awwwww.....that was a great session of whapping! It takes more practice It must be hard to whap your Mom! though!
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