"Oh no, when I whap you back, don't lick me! My tongue can't help but come out too!'
"See, do it like this! Just whap, it's ok, I can take it."
"Yes, good girl, give momma a good whap on the head!"
"Oh no, now you have me doing it!"
"No, no, no. No licking while I'm whapping you!"
"Oh Cory, you aren't understanding the point of this!"
"I give up! Maybe the Meezers or Gandalf and Grayson can help you learn how to whap properly."