Sunday Silliness

I can't believe that I survived round 1 of Kitty Fight Club . I was up against one of the cutest little floofballs in the world, but I managed to make it through. Thank you to everyone who voted for me. I thought I'd share some of my preparation techniques. My momma Ellie is the master of being cute while fighting so I've learned from the best.

First you bow to your opponent.
Let them throw the first punch. Remain calm.

Then with lightning speed, start scrappin'

A lick is always a nice gesture in the heat of the battle.

If your opponent gets you with both paws, keep your cool.

And if you forget what you were doing in the first place...that's ok.

That means it's time for a snack and a bath.

Happy Sunday! Good luck to all the kitties battling it out in the Kitty Fight Club!

Meezer Rules and Whapping Wednesday

Meezer rule for today: There are somethings better left to the pros, like teaching your daughter how to whap.

"Cory, it's time you learned how to whap like a pro. That's a girl, whap me on the head".

"Oh no, when I whap you back, don't lick me! My tongue can't help but come out too!'

"See, do it like this! Just whap, it's ok, I can take it."
"Yes, good girl, give momma a good whap on the head!"
"Oh no, now you have me doing it!"
"No, no, no. No licking while I'm whapping you!"
"Oh Cory, you aren't understanding the point of this!"
"I give up! Maybe the Meezers or Gandalf and Grayson can help you learn how to whap properly."