Goldie: I'm honored to be here for you Cory. Today will be both a celebration of socks and a celebration of corny jokes at the "joke wall" of fame. Let's get rolling...
According to Alfie daddy's socks are the best.Alfie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's There? Alfie: Alfie! Cory: Alfie who? Alfie: Alfie terrible if you take my socks away!
Allie our beautiful sock loving friend forever from Florida! Allie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Allie: Allie! Cory: Allie who? Allie: Allie Allie oxen free! Tee hee!
Baby Patches says she wouldn't miss this sock celebration! Baby Patches: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Carbon is another Oregon sock loving kitty! Carbon: It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature! Cory: That's funny!
Chilli my good garden loving, wall climbing buddy girl! Chilli: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Chilli: Chilli! Cory: Chilli who? Chilli: It's Chilli out tonight! Get it? Oh just give me my sock...
Cory: Hey that's me! Guess what? Every so often I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture!
Crystal has brought his stripey socks to the party! Crystal: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Cory: Ha ha!
Diamond is visiting from O-Hi-O and really knows how to put the bitey on! Diamond: I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering....
Elin my beautiful friend, good to see you! Elin: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Elin: Elin! Cory: Elin who? Elin: Elin-need is love! Cory: Silly girl!
Cory: Ellie! Momma! Ellie: Knock knock! Cory: oh no! not you too momma! Cory: Ok, Who's there? Ellie: Ellie! Cory: Ellie Who? Ellie: Ell-ie-vator! Don't I give you a lift baby girl?
Ginger Jasper is here from the UK...and loves socks almost as much as spiders!Ginger Jasper: I went to a general store...they wouldn't let me buy anything specifically!
Maverick sock hoarder from Florida! Good to see you! Love the sock stash!
Milo and his brother Alfie are from the UK! Alfie already knocked us out with a knock knock joke!
Miss Peach we are so happy to see you. Even though recovering from surgery, you are still here to show your love of socks and style!
Miya doesn't have a blog of her own, but she is my adoring cousin cat, and she loves socks too! She didn't want to be left out.
Rori, is it something about the Northwest that makes us love our socks? Hit me with your funniest!
Rudy and Parker double the fun from O-Hi-O! Rudy: Hey Parker, I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone!
Sam my St. Louis buddy boy! Sam: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Sam: Sam! Cory: Sam who? Sam: Sam day you'll understand how much I love socks!
Mr. Tigger and Samantha Black are here from Florida!
Maggy and Zoey our beautiful creative floofy friends from Florida!
Cory: That wraps up our show for today. Thank you for helping me celebrate! We'll close with a word from Arte Johnson.
Roll credits....Thanks to Zoolatry human Ann for all her help in creating this episode of Sock it To Me Sunday!




