Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sock It To Me Sunday!

Cory: Hi everyone! Welcome to Sock It To Me Sunday! We have a very special guest star from Laugh In to get us started, Goldie Hawn!!!!

Goldie: I'm honored to be here for you Cory. Today will be both a celebration of socks and a celebration of corny jokes at the "joke wall" of fame. Let's get rolling...
According to Alfie daddy's socks are the best.

Alfie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's There? Alfie: Alfie! Cory: Alfie who? Alfie: Alfie terrible if you take my socks away!

Allie our beautiful sock loving friend forever from Florida! Allie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Allie: Allie! Cory: Allie who? Allie: Allie Allie oxen free! Tee hee! Baby Patches says she wouldn't miss this sock celebration! Baby Patches: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?Carbon is another Oregon sock loving kitty! Carbon: It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature! Cory: That's funny!

Chilli my good garden loving, wall climbing buddy girl! Chilli: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Chilli: Chilli! Cory: Chilli who? Chilli: It's Chilli out tonight! Get it? Oh just give me my sock...

Cory: Hey that's me! Guess what? Every so often I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture!

Crystal has brought his stripey socks to the party! Crystal: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Cory: Ha ha!

Diamond is visiting from O-Hi-O and really knows how to put the bitey on! Diamond: I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering....

Elin my beautiful friend, good to see you! Elin: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Elin: Elin! Cory: Elin who? Elin: Elin-need is love! Cory: Silly girl!

Cory: Ellie! Momma! Ellie: Knock knock! Cory: oh no! not you too momma! Cory: Ok, Who's there? Ellie: Ellie! Cory: Ellie Who? Ellie: Ell-ie-vator! Don't I give you a lift baby girl?

Ginger Jasper is here from the UK...and loves socks almost as much as spiders!Ginger Jasper: I went to a general store...they wouldn't let me buy anything specifically!
Maverick sock hoarder from Florida! Good to see you! Love the sock stash!
Maverick: I was arrested for selling illegal sized paper!
Cory: They can do that? Ha ha!

Milo and his brother Alfie are from the UK! Alfie already knocked us out with a knock knock joke!
Milo: A day without sunshine is like night!
Miss Peach we are so happy to see you. Even though recovering from surgery, you are still here to show your love of socks and style!
Miss Peach: I hate it when my paw falls asleep during the day because that means it will be up all night! Cory: Ha ha!

Miya doesn't have a blog of her own, but she is my adoring cousin cat, and she loves socks too! She didn't want to be left out.
Miya: On the other paw...you have different claws!
Sweet Praline the Secretary of Floof! How are you?

Sweet Praline: When I turned two I was really anxious because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought if this keeps up, by the time I'm 14, I'll be...oh I can't count that high!

Rori, is it something about the Northwest that makes us love our socks? Hit me with your funniest!
Rori: My mom put instant coffee in the microwave oven and almost went back in time!

Rudy and Parker double the fun from O-Hi-O! Rudy: Hey Parker, I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone!
Parker: Huh?
Rudy: You can do better?
Parker: A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him!

Sam my St. Louis buddy boy! Sam: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Sam: Sam! Cory: Sam who? Sam: Sam day you'll understand how much I love socks!

Mr. Tigger and Samantha Black are here from Florida!
Mr. Tigger: Hey Samantha, Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just pulled out a quarter?
Samantha: Sigh
Maggy and Zoey our beautiful creative floofy friends from Florida!
Maggy: Hey Zoey, did you know that I know all of the state capitals of the United States?
Zoey: Hmmm, sure you do.
Maggy: Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.
Zoey: OK, what's the capital of Wyoming?
Maggy: Oh, that's easy, 'W'!

Cory: That wraps up our show for today. Thank you for helping me celebrate! We'll close with a word from Arte Johnson.
Arte: Very interesting....but silly!!
Roll credits....Thanks to Zoolatry human Ann for all her help in creating this episode of Sock it To Me Sunday!

33 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, we're so glad we stopped by before hitting the hay for another snooze. We like your corny jokes. Good post.

But, um, we do need to let you know Crystal is a boy, not a girl. He was named for the beautiful nature-made crystal, which is non-gender specific.

Cory said...

All fixed now Crystal...it happens to me all the time...I get called a boy and I'm a girl!

Sweet Praline said...

That was cool. Mom said it really took her back to her youth with Goldie Hawn and the doors. This was fun!

Elin~ said...

very interesting!! Love this post very much! May all the bless be with u Cory!

Furriends forever;
Elin~
xxxx

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha...very intristing...we loved it! It was a laff(in) riot.

milocat said...

What a great post - we larfed and larfed at all the corny jokes! And what wonderful graphics - thank you Zoolatry and Cory, we love them.

Love Milo and Alfie xx

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My human said that it was a very authentic take on the old Laugh In Series... now I have some socks to ship out...

Karen Jo said...

I loved seeing all the kitties with their socks and the Laugh-In style corny jokes at the joke wall.

PDX pride said...

Haha, good corny jokes! Carbon loved his joke especially. Both he and Rori loved their pictures, and great pics of everyone with their socks! :)

PDX pride said...

P.S. Hope you're enjoying the hot weather!

PinkynAsh said...

What an incredibly cute post of socks and jokes. Everyone involved did a great job.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Ahhh Cory what a wonderful blast from the past! Such fun here today, we are glad we could be a part of it. We will be back to show Lapdaddy later in the day. I love all the photos you did! SO much work and fun captions!

Cat with a garden said...

Woah! What a sock overload! Great, great, great! We love Diamond's pic! Oooooh, I'm getting unconscious from the delicious smell of SOCKS. Feel a song coming up, Cory? I might chime in... What'cha want, Baby, I got it!
Purrs, Chilli

Zoolatry said...

CORY put sox in a box.
Along came a fox.
He looked in her box.
Then he stole all her sox!
But look, there's an ox!
He'll catch that fox
who stole all the sox
CORY had in her box.
HAPPY SOCK IT TO ME day one and all.

pughy said...

Oh fabulous!! just brilliant, mum and I loved them all. Thank you for including us. What a fun post that is.

Happy Sunday.

Hugs Ginger Jasper and Carol x

Parker said...

WoW! This was great! The jokes were so funny! I loved everyones sock photos!

Forever Foster said...

Happy Sock it to Me Sunday, Cory! Congratulations on such a wonderful collection of sock pictures. We laughed at your jokes too.

Thankyou for your kindness over the last few days. We appreciate it more than you know.

Eric and Flynn said...

This is a great post. We laffed at all the jokes too.

The Island Cats said...

Yaaaay! That was a great Sock it to Me!!! Great way to start the day!!!!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Cory,that was a "very interesting" sock post!!!
A lot of kitties did sock it to us :) How pawsome is that ? heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

The Island Cats said...

We came back cuz we wanna say that the Zoolatry girls did a great job with the graphics!! Yay!

Tuck said...

I love all the pictures!! My mom was lazy and forgot to send in a picture in time. But I posted a sock picture today in your honor!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Wow that was fun! Grate jokes n grafiks! Woo hoo!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

wildcatwoodscats said...

That was a great post - loved the jokes, the laugh-in theme and all the cute cat photos! Wonderful way to put it all together.

Rusty said...

What fun! My Mom remembers watching Laugh-In on TV (I know, she's pretty old, just like me.)

Kudos to the girls at Zoolatry for all the wonderful pictures.

Fin said...

Oh that was great fun Cory, and Zoolatry did a great job as always!! Happy Sunday.

Daisy said...

Cool! I never realized socks were so much fun. I am going to have to get a sock of my very own to try out now.

Grrreta said...

Great post We loved the funny jokes. Zoolatry's graphics are awesome, and all the kitties and socks are adorable.

Mr. Echo said...

Free-toes are pritty corny, but yoo beet all!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Hhahahahahahahaha!! We loved the jokes and Goldie Hawn!! Thanks for having Sock It To Me Sunday!! We had a wonderful time participating!! Thanks Zoolatry for the cool pictures!
Your FL furiends,
and Maverick

The Cat Realm said...

Oh my gosh. We had no idea there are that many sock lovers out there.... we should give it a try, maybe....
What a wonderful post, so many beautiful pictures!

Camie's Kitties said...

We wish we could have joined in the fun, but Mom doesn't wear socks, so we don't get to have fun with them. It looks like everyone had a great time.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

The Creek Cats said...

Sock it to us, Cory! This is so fun!! Zoolatry did such a wonderful job on all those fun graphics!