Sock It To Me Sunday!

Cory: Hi everyone! Welcome to Sock It To Me Sunday! We have a very special guest star from Laugh In to get us started, Goldie Hawn!!!!

Goldie: I'm honored to be here for you Cory. Today will be both a celebration of socks and a celebration of corny jokes at the "joke wall" of fame. Let's get rolling...
According to Alfie daddy's socks are the best.

Alfie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's There? Alfie: Alfie! Cory: Alfie who? Alfie: Alfie terrible if you take my socks away!

Allie our beautiful sock loving friend forever from Florida! Allie: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Allie: Allie! Cory: Allie who? Allie: Allie Allie oxen free! Tee hee! Baby Patches says she wouldn't miss this sock celebration! Baby Patches: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?Carbon is another Oregon sock loving kitty! Carbon: It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature! Cory: That's funny!

Chilli my good garden loving, wall climbing buddy girl! Chilli: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Chilli: Chilli! Cory: Chilli who? Chilli: It's Chilli out tonight! Get it? Oh just give me my sock...

Cory: Hey that's me! Guess what? Every so often I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture!

Crystal has brought his stripey socks to the party! Crystal: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Cory: Ha ha!

Diamond is visiting from O-Hi-O and really knows how to put the bitey on! Diamond: I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering....

Elin my beautiful friend, good to see you! Elin: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Elin: Elin! Cory: Elin who? Elin: Elin-need is love! Cory: Silly girl!

Cory: Ellie! Momma! Ellie: Knock knock! Cory: oh no! not you too momma! Cory: Ok, Who's there? Ellie: Ellie! Cory: Ellie Who? Ellie: Ell-ie-vator! Don't I give you a lift baby girl?

Ginger Jasper is here from the UK...and loves socks almost as much as spiders!Ginger Jasper: I went to a general store...they wouldn't let me buy anything specifically!

Maverick sock hoarder from Florida! Good to see you! Love the sock stash!

Maverick: I was arrested for selling illegal sized paper!

Cory: They can do that? Ha ha!

Milo and his brother Alfie are from the UK! Alfie already knocked us out with a knock knock joke!

Milo: A day without sunshine is like night!

Miss Peach we are so happy to see you. Even though recovering from surgery, you are still here to show your love of socks and style!

Miss Peach: I hate it when my paw falls asleep during the day because that means it will be up all night! Cory: Ha ha!

Miya doesn't have a blog of her own, but she is my adoring cousin cat, and she loves socks too! She didn't want to be left out.

Miya: On the other paw...you have different claws!

Sweet Praline the Secretary of Floof! How are you?

Sweet Praline: When I turned two I was really anxious because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought if this keeps up, by the time I'm 14, I'll be...oh I can't count that high!

Rori, is it something about the Northwest that makes us love our socks? Hit me with your funniest!

Rori: My mom put instant coffee in the microwave oven and almost went back in time!

Rudy and Parker double the fun from O-Hi-O! Rudy: Hey Parker, I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone!

Parker: Huh?

Rudy: You can do better?

Parker: A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him!

Sam my St. Louis buddy boy! Sam: Knock knock! Cory: Who's there? Sam: Sam! Cory: Sam who? Sam: Sam day you'll understand how much I love socks!

Mr. Tigger and Samantha Black are here from Florida!

Mr. Tigger: Hey Samantha, Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just pulled out a quarter?

Samantha: Sigh

Maggy and Zoey our beautiful creative floofy friends from Florida!

Maggy: Hey Zoey, did you know that I know all of the state capitals of the United States?

Zoey: Hmmm, sure you do.

Maggy: Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.

Zoey: OK, what's the capital of Wyoming?

Maggy: Oh, that's easy, 'W'!

Cory: That wraps up our show for today. Thank you for helping me celebrate! We'll close with a word from Arte Johnson.

Arte: Very interesting....but silly!!

Roll credits....Thanks to Zoolatry human Ann for all her help in creating this episode of Sock it To Me Sunday!