Monday, September 27, 2010

Momma Meezer Monday

Oh no Oliver!   Do not destroy the paper towels!  We need them to uh...clean up hairballs and stuff.

Oliver, as momma here, it's up to me to give you a rundown of the rules.   First you must do everything I say.  Second you must do everything Cory says.  Third, you can listen to Grete but you must do as Cory and I say.  Fourth...oh maybe that's just too much for you right now.

Oliver, one day when you are ready I'll sit you down and tell you all of our stories.  Like you, we were all homeless at one point in our lives.  Yes I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

Grete, I need your help with this one.  No matter what I say, he has the same look on his face.



31 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well you know then he must be listening. Who doesn't listen to a meezer?

Simba said...

Oh, I love your rules!

Raymond and Busby said...

Exactly, Ellie! Oliver always has that weird doggie look on his face. Like "Who? Me?" or something. You are going to have your paws full with that woofie!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Ellie, you are really going to have dumb it down to get Oliver properly schooled!

Au and Target said...

I think that's too many rules at once for Oliver....

Furkidsmom said...

We think Grete needs to help translate!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Cat with a Garden said...

Hahahaha! Oh my, you've got quite the job there, Ellie. Is Oliver the same size as you?

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Oh dear! We fink yoo have yoor paws FULL training Oliver! MOL!

Boom Nisanart said...

LOL this is funny : )

The Island Cats said...

Haha! Looks like Oliver is gonna be a tough one to train, Ellie!

The Monkeys said...

It looks like Oliver is going to be a difficult student, Ellie! Maybe he speaks another language?

The Creek Cats said...

You have some great rules, Ellie!! Looks like Oliver is really having fun!

Kea said...

We think that might be too many rules for Oliver right now, too, considering he's pretty new to the household. We hope he listens to you, though! :-D

The Whiskeratti said...

We think Grete has this one. :) Don't worry, Ellie.

Huffle Mawson said...

Ellie, I'm sure he's listening, but he's a teenager, right? They have attiTUDE!

Brian said...

He will catch on, I'm sure it is pretty overwhelming right now!

AttieCattie said...

MOL, boy goggies is not great listeners, huh?

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

MOL!!! And your rules apply to EFFURY cat household!

Junior and Orion said...

Oh dear, it looks like Oliver needs a little training. We know you will get him whipped into shape in no time!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Ellie we think it might take a little while for Oliver to understand - he is a doggie after all! We hope that Grete can help him to understand.

Katnip Lounge said...

Psssst! Oliver...over here. Listen up...If the paper towels are out of reach toilet paper is just as good!

~~Salem

Mishkat said...

Those are good rules - we hope Oliver listens!

P.S. We still destroy paper towels here - our mom says you need to come over and talk to us too.

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope you can get him straightened out Ellie.

ABBY said...

Always listen to the Mom (Ellie) Oliver, she will always tell you what's right.

purrin
xo
Abby

Mumsy said...

Paper towels are fun...Chancy says...Swiffer sweeper cloths are fun to play with too. He discovered that today. Hugs and nose kisses.

Ayla and Iza, said...

We think it will have to be one rule per day. Repeated many times...

CCL Wendy said...

Uh-oh, it seems that Oliver may be in-CORY-gble! So, he's really not going to listen to what Cory says.
PURRhaps Mama Ellie and Grete will have better luck.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hi Oliver!!!!!!!! Things will go so much better when you learn to do as Mama cat says!!!!!! heehee

Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Dear Oliver -

Grete rules!

The khats drool!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Hi Grete!

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Purrfect Haven said...

we laughed so much at your post - rules crucial but for a doggie... can they get it? Love Darcy and Bingley xx