Ginger, where have you been? I've missed you!
Whoa Madison, you won't believe what's been going on behind the scenes at The Real Housecats of the Blogosphere! I mean, when I signed on to be the gossip columnist, I thought "cool"!!! But really, what cat would trust me with any good information...everyone knows I'm a tattletale...I can't keep anything to myself. But then...there are cats there from all around the world...they don't know me.
Hah!
So...anyway, I act all cool and stuff and pretty soon the fur is flying! Did you know that there is a cat there who calls herself Sphynx Queen!? Kite is her name...oh I mean "Kee-tay"...::rolls eyes::
Oh and that's not the half of it...seems that our brother Figaro is a bit mesmerized by her. He seems to want to share his excess fur to keep her warm.
Oh and that's not all...she claims to be from ::cough:: Outer Space!
I have it on good authority...(our sister Bennette) that Kite is really from Las Vegas. See, Bennette's boyfurriend Sylvester, from the Katnip Lounge, lived at the vet for quite some time waiting for a forever home. While he waited, he saw lots of cats come and go...and he knows "FOR A FACT" Kite came in to be treated for an "undisclosed illness"...hmmmmm....she apparently had a show at an off the strip casino.
Oh wow Ginger! Tell me more!!! This is terribly exciting!
Well, maybe...but you gotta promise not to tell ANYONE!!!! I've already told you too much.
Uh oh, here comes Figgy...act casual!
Huh...did I hear my name?
25 comments:
I love some good gossip.
Wow! me did not know that about Kite! Me better be careful or yous will find out me was a Go-Go Dancer in Edmonton Alberta!!
Kisses
Nellie
Ooo gossip! keep going, no one is listening.. we promise..
Fingers crossed behind my back? Don't be silly...... hee hee
Ginger, you are the perfect gossip columnist!!
That's a lot of juicy gossip, Ginger. Keep it coming.
Herman
Hmm... I've been threatening to write a tell-all book... maybe we should collaborate!!
Oh my cat! We luf gettin the scoop! What about "what happens in vegas stays in vegas???"
MOL...Figaro, that's girl talks !
xox
Oh you gossip! Love it...love it!
Oh boy, this is clearly going to be fun!
Oh my, you are so good at keeping us informed. Do you want to pop round for some Dreamies and kitty milk and tell us some more :)xx
Thanks for dishing the dirt on Kite! But now we gotta steer clear of you, Ginger, before you start dishing about us!
Wally & Ernie
Wow, what behind the scenes intrigue there is!!!!
Come on Cody, dish up some more. Please?
We enjoy a good gossip round at your place! xx
Who doesn't love some good dish? Keep it coming, Ginger! :)
We are shocked and appalled! We love it though!
... we are all ears! tell us everything! Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx
MADISON!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!! (Sorry, Meowm gets a bit carried away). Guess we may have to go over and see about these "housecats".
OH GOSSIP! My FIRST gossip! Moare. Tell me moares!
OMC! I loves me some gossip. Bring it ON!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just wait til you see that storyline brought to life! There's a sneak peek of Figgy's not-so-secret love on my blog today!
...and we're less than a week away from the next episode.
; ) Thanks for digging up the dirt, Ginger.
Katie
Ginger, you have totally outdone yourself! We are all a flutter at all this exciting news!
Purrs,
The Chans
Ginger I think you are THE most purrfect gossip columnist !
I hope you don´t find anything juicy about me ;-)
Well done Ginger, we like a good piece of gossip. Keep it coming!
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