Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Tabby Tattletale Tuesday


Ginger, where have you been?  I've missed you!



Whoa Madison, you won't believe what's been going on behind the scenes at The Real Housecats of the Blogosphere!  I mean, when I signed on to be the gossip columnist, I thought "cool"!!!   But really, what cat would trust me with any good information...everyone knows I'm a tattletale...I can't keep anything to myself.  But then...there are cats there from all around the world...they don't know me.

Hah!

So...anyway, I act all cool and stuff and pretty soon the fur is flying!  Did you know that there is a cat there who calls herself Sphynx Queen!?  Kite is her name...oh I mean "Kee-tay"...::rolls eyes::

Oh and that's not the half of it...seems that our brother Figaro is a bit mesmerized by her.  He seems to want to share his excess fur to keep her warm.

Oh and that's not all...she claims to be from ::cough:: Outer Space!

I have it on good authority...(our sister Bennette) that Kite is really from Las Vegas.  See, Bennette's boyfurriend Sylvester, from the Katnip Lounge, lived at the vet for quite some time waiting for a forever home.  While he waited, he saw lots of cats come and go...and he knows "FOR A FACT" Kite came in to be treated for an "undisclosed illness"...hmmmmm....she apparently had a show at an off the strip casino.


Oh wow Ginger!  Tell me more!!!  This is terribly exciting!



Well, maybe...but you gotta promise not to tell ANYONE!!!!  I've already told you too much.

Uh oh, here comes Figgy...act casual!
  
Huh...did I hear my name?



25 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I love some good gossip.

The Cat From Hell said...

Wow! me did not know that about Kite! Me better be careful or yous will find out me was a Go-Go Dancer in Edmonton Alberta!!
Kisses
Nellie

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Ooo gossip! keep going, no one is listening.. we promise..
Fingers crossed behind my back? Don't be silly...... hee hee

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Ginger, you are the perfect gossip columnist!!

Karen Jo said...

That's a lot of juicy gossip, Ginger. Keep it coming.

Herman

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Hmm... I've been threatening to write a tell-all book... maybe we should collaborate!!

Prancer Pie said...

Oh my cat! We luf gettin the scoop! What about "what happens in vegas stays in vegas???"

Mr Puddy said...

MOL...Figaro, that's girl talks !
xox

Rita said...

Oh you gossip! Love it...love it!

Simba said...

Oh boy, this is clearly going to be fun!

Princess Jasmine said...

Oh my, you are so good at keeping us informed. Do you want to pop round for some Dreamies and kitty milk and tell us some more :)xx

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for dishing the dirt on Kite! But now we gotta steer clear of you, Ginger, before you start dishing about us!

Wally & Ernie

Cat said...

Wow, what behind the scenes intrigue there is!!!!

Nerissa said...

Come on Cody, dish up some more. Please?

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

We enjoy a good gossip round at your place! xx

meowmeowmans said...

Who doesn't love some good dish? Keep it coming, Ginger! :)

The Monkeys said...

We are shocked and appalled! We love it though!

Purrfect Haven said...

... we are all ears! tell us everything! Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx

Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

MADISON!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!! (Sorry, Meowm gets a bit carried away). Guess we may have to go over and see about these "housecats".

Katie Isabella said...

OH GOSSIP! My FIRST gossip! Moare. Tell me moares!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

OMC! I loves me some gossip. Bring it ON!

Katie and Glogirly said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just wait til you see that storyline brought to life! There's a sneak peek of Figgy's not-so-secret love on my blog today!

...and we're less than a week away from the next episode.

; ) Thanks for digging up the dirt, Ginger.
Katie

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Ginger, you have totally outdone yourself! We are all a flutter at all this exciting news!

Purrs,
The Chans

Kjelle Bus said...

Ginger I think you are THE most purrfect gossip columnist !
I hope you don´t find anything juicy about me ;-)

Eric and Flynn said...

Well done Ginger, we like a good piece of gossip. Keep it coming!