Monday, February 1, 2010

Momma Meezer Magazine Monday


WTF?  What the fluff? 


Can you imagine my shock and disbelief when this trash entered our happy home?   I'm ashamed to say my dad has a subscription.   Can it be possible he actually believes it?  I mean, if humans have such big brains, why is it that 7 pounds of fluff and cattitude can rule him?  And if it weren't for Jonesie, he'd be hopeless managing the garden by himself.   I tried to stop Cory from reading it but I was too late....

Hmmm...I hang out at home, the humans go off to work their big brains into oblivion...they hand feed me cheese.  I nap all day, then play when I feel like it.   I'll keep my fur and my so called little brain thank you very much.

36 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Obviously this is their little brain's attempt to assure themselves that evidence to the contrary we are smarter than they...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WTF is khorrekht!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEsswoo: Hi Grete!

Misha said...

Humans aren't smart enough to realise that we kittehs totally rule everything.

P.S. Thanks for changing your commenting system - I was having problems getting my comments to post on your bloggie.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

The things humans do to try to make themselves feel good...

Melvin the Teacup Himalayan said...

I agree with Inigo and D'Artagan... It's all "fluff" to make themselves feel like they've got it all under control.

Jacqueline said...

We agree with Ellie=WTF?...Our Mom always says you can't believe everything you read...purrs...Calle,Halle,Sukki

Karen Jo said...

It is so obvious that cats are smarter than humans. We have them do our bidding and work for us so we can lead lives of complete leisure.

Herman

milocat said...

Yeah, cats are MUCH more sensible and brainy. Afta all, who wants to WERK for a living? And then cook and clean? And empty poop trays? And shop for cat grit and stinky goodness?

Us? We'd rather being playing wiv our den, or undercover mousie, or springs, or snoozling!

Milo and Alfie xx

Kea said...

A bigger brain does NOT indicate greater intelligence! Unless you consider creative and horrific ways to destroy the planet--and each other--more intelligent. We don't think so!

-Annie, Nicki and Derry

Forever Foster said...

It must be a typo. Everybody knows things shrink when they're cold!

Parker said...

Big does not neccesarily mean better!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Shocking! It's absolutely shocking what some humans will stoop to reading!

The Island Cats said...

We think that magazine would be best used in the litterbox...

The Creek Cats said...

We're with you guys.....What the fluff?!

catsintrees said...

No no. It's a good thing. How else would they be able to do everything we want them to do?

JackFager0601 said...

Good blog~nice to meet u..................................................................

Furkidsmom said...

We think that some human just did that to make money...we know we're a LOT smarter than they are. We're headed off to nap while Mom gets ready to go to WORK!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Tuck said...

Ha ha, so true! Let them think they are smarter...as long as they bring home food and toys and pet me on demand I know who's really the brilliant one!

The Whiskeratti said...

Kittehs are definitely the superior species. :)

The Monkeys said...

We think your last statement proves that the magazine is wrong!

One Cats Nip said...

Yep, cats are far superior to humans when it comes to intellect. But did you know a cats brain is closer to a humans brain that it is to a dogs brain.

Busby and Raymond said...

Purrhaps you should use that magazine to wipe your feet on when you exit the litter box?

Sammy and Andy said...

Our poor humans....they really don't have a clue!!!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Let the Humans believe it if they really must. We know the truth.

Brian said...

Purrfectly said too, couldn't agree more...small brain,sheeze!!!

Junior and Orion said...

No way are those humas smarter than us!!!!!

CCL Wendy said...

Well, I think a kitty's brain is still pretty big considering the size of the kitty! You guys are no slouches when it comes to intelligence! Intelligence isn't just for gents anymore.

Ruse moose the mother goose said...

By the way that's the best shot of Ellie I ever seen.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Believe me, I envy the great life my kitties have - you are all very lucky in my opinion!

Harry Spotter said...

Humans don't have the capacity to comprehend such things.

katztales said...

Haha! Cory is right! Who needs bare skin when fur gets you slaves 24/7?

Fin said...

I'll keep my appropriately proportioned brain.

Glogirly and Katie said...

Don't fret, Ellie...
We all know that cats are waaaay smarter than humans. They're just jealous. I bet it was a humn that wrote that crazy article.

Hey, I just set up new Twitter & Facebook Fan pages so come by my blog and click on the badges to join in on the fun!

mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)

Simba said...

I can't believe the part about the human brains, but I am curious what the article says about why they lost their furs.

Lovely photos, Ellie. Yoo's so beautiful! Cory too!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Cory, we agree with you completely!

Terra said...

Cory, I enjoy your cat biographies and guardian angel cat biographies on the left side of the blog. You did very sweet write ups.