My mom called me a mercenary on Sunday morning. I was shocked and hurt. Why would she do this to me?
Was it something about me being all sweet and nice trying to wake her up at 7am...with licks and kissies and stuff? Because my breakfast was 2 hours LATE! Mom seems to have had an issue with this since it wasn't because I love her. It was all about me. Me and my Fancy Feast.
So I had to make it up to her. So in this very spot (after breakfast) I sat on her for a whole hour and purred and licked her arm.
I think I'm back on the "good list" once again.
21 comments:
Two hours late? Not acceptable. Your Mom should have been licking your arm for an hour after screwing up like that.
We luf what Raymond and Busby said! MOL! Happy Monday! xoxo
A mercenary kitty? Is there such a thing??????
Yeah, what Raymond and Busby said!!!!
Miss Cory I do agree with Ray and Busy, So next time you have this deja-vu , You know well who have to perform ; )
xoxo
Humans sometimes need an awful lot of work, don't they?
Purrs,
The Chans
2 hours late! That is so norty!
2 Hours late? You could have starved! We agree with Raymond and Busby!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
OUr family's term for this type of love is "cupboard love". But you were good to wait till 7 am!! What was Mom thinking or dreaming?
Ha--we, too, love Raymond and Busby's comment. We couldn't say it better!
Aw, your mom could never stay mad at you for long, Cory!
Y'know what?? We never get to eat until 8am...and on the weekends, sometimes later!! We hafta stage a protest!!
Does mercenary mean prettiest alarm clock? That would make sense to us.
Two hours late is ridiculous! Our Mom was up late today and I just pawed at her face until she was up. Slackers!
Samson
xoxo
oh may goodness! Hullo, goegeous!
srsly.
xoxo
ps. It took an act of google secutiry to log in to my blogger account. It would not accept my password and we had to go through all kinds of google hoops. I think blogger does not like me today. :sigh:
Oh look! And then I forgot how to type and spell, too. frustrated. srsly.
Hey, we wake our humans up at 5AM every single day...no exceptions!
I'm glad you are happy again with your mum! I so hate it when dinner or breakfast is late!
Me NEVER gets blamed for waking up Mommy now. All me has to do is whack Cinnamon (the new puppy) and she wakes up Mommy (giggle)
Nellie
An hour of lap time would sure do it for me!!!
When the hungrumblies are awake, everybody has gotta be awake!
Your Mom is as terrible as ours. They need lessons.
Mercenary....bah! Food being two hours late is unacceptable!
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