What was up with the Superbowl Halftime show? I mean, I don't wanna complain or anything like that, cause I'm a good girl sweetie pie...but...
Why didn't they hire me? I'm a wonderful singer and I would have signed a contract for my body weight in cheese...or about $32 for the good stuff...oh yeah and a used sock from Aaron Rodgers for inspiration. Think of the money they could have saved and I bet my audience would have loved it.
Maybe next year.
Mom consoled me with my own package of Tillamook cheddar.