Friday, February 18, 2011

Annual Purrfurmance Review



It's that time of year again.  Time for us kitties and woofie to review our mom's purrfurmance for 2010.  I rounded up all my siblings and gathered their feedback...then we calibrated her against what we're seeing other cat moms and dads are doing with our furriends blogs.

So here goes:

Quantity of output- Mom only helps us post about 4 times per week.  This is way down from when I first started.  I mean how hard is it to post a sleepy picture of one of us for Sunday posts?   2 swats (for declining purrfurmance)

Quality of output- We actually purr at some of the things mom posts and Jonesie wants to give mom 4 paws up for consistent and useful help with her Thursday Garden posts and support of the Society of Feline Gardeners.  We think mom can do a better job of making sure all of us get equal time, but we appreciate her efforts.   4 paws

Client Pawticipation- I do have my own email address which is pretty cool for a cat.  I think my furriends can contact me if they want.  4 paws

Pawticipation (part 2)- We don't get to pawticipate in many contests and games and stuff...and mom is horrible about helping me with awards or memes.  2 swats

Client Satisfaction- I sure do hope that our furriends like what they see here and we get lots of fun and wonderful comments from our pals.  4 paws

Overall Rating= 32 paws!  (we won't reveal which one of us withheld paws...)
I know we can't add, but we love our mom and she feeds me cheese....and gives me socks.  You know the important things in life. 

31 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Am I the only cat with a human who got four swats across the board?

Au and Target said...

Yay for the parentals! She'll be happy with that review, so happy that she'll hand out treats all round. We can tell...

Raymond and Busby said...

We would give your Mom paws up for helping with the Thursday garden posts for sure!

These are the best grades we have seen so far! xoxo

MoMo said...

Pretty good grades overall, your mom should be satisfied. Not so at my place.

Mr Puddy said...

Bravo !!! Your mom has a high scores !!!
She must be thrilled : )

xxx

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think you guys were pretty generous with your human! Mine is not getting a review - ANY help is hard to find these days, not to mention GOOD help, so I don't want to risk having to fire her.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

We think yoor mom deserved efurry one of those 32 paws! She is awesome and Alfie particularly wants to give her another paw re the Society of Feline Gardeners werk ~ from him (if that's allowed).

Huffle Mawson said...

That seems like a very fair review to me!

The Island Cats said...

That's a very fair appraisal! We love you guys and we give you all 4 paws...that's 12 total!!

Furkidsmom said...

You guys are very fair in your review of your Mom. We think the Garden posts deserve extra points! And of course, the cheese helps!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

The Paw Relations said...

What a fair review for you mom

Mariodacat said...

Good review pals. I'd say you were very honest and fair. I'd probably give your staff 100% paws up myself, but I'm from the outside looking in. he he

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

What a furry good review, we'd hate for her to receive horrible grades!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We just love your blog so we think your Mom is doing a great job!

Purrs,
The Chans

Brian said...

I think all that work on the garden posts would earn 4 paws up all around, I'm always amazed with those posts. Hooray for your Mom!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

We give you Mom 93.3 paws up! We can't add, either. (The 0.3 is Salem's extra toe!) We do miss seiing you on the weekends, but Mommy says we have to be nice and not be critical. She is NO fun, sometimes.

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh, and we can't be critical of Mommy's typing ability, either.

Simba said...

Pretty good review, must keep the Mom on her toes a bit, but making her believe she can improve a bit. Maybe she will post every day now.

Carolyon said...

Looks like a good review to me! And you are right! Cheese and socks are the important things!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

One of you withheld your paws? Aw, at least you recognized the important things in life.

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Um, we see that Mom averaged just barely over 1 Paw for the Overall Rating. We hope she will pay much better attention to the weaker categories in 2011!

Eric and Flynn said...

Your mum should be very happy with that review.

oliverandruby said...

We'll do the Purrfurmance Review next year as Scott has only had us for a couple of months.

Forever Foster said...

Oh man. We were hoping you would decide to look for a new assistant so that we could bring your mum over here. We didn't even review our mum this year. We didn't think she could have coped with the results :P

The Misadventures Of Me said...

We fink yer assessment is spot on.

Ariel said...

My mom failed she's so lazy.

The Creek Cats said...

We love your blog and we wish we could come around and visit more often. Good thing we did not review our mom's purrfurmance. She definitely would not have fared well! MOL

Fin said...

We appreciate your Mom's Purrformance. Good work!

760a609c-3caf-11e0-8f9b-000f20980440 said...

aw, a performance review. thats adorable.


Kittens Are Cute

CCL Wendy said...

I think there are more impawtant things than PURRformance reviews! It's all in your purrspective.

It's nice to know you appreciate your Mom for the things that truly matter.

meowmeowmans said...

Great scores for your mom! She must be quite pleased!