It's that time of year again. Time for us kitties and woofie to review our mom's purrfurmance for 2010. I rounded up all my siblings and gathered their feedback...then we calibrated her against what we're seeing other cat moms and dads are doing with our furriends blogs.
So here goes:
Quantity of output- Mom only helps us post about 4 times per week. This is way down from when I first started. I mean how hard is it to post a sleepy picture of one of us for Sunday posts? 2 swats (for declining purrfurmance)
Quality of output- We actually purr at some of the things mom posts and Jonesie wants to give mom 4 paws up for consistent and useful help with her Thursday Garden posts and support of the Society of Feline Gardeners. We think mom can do a better job of making sure all of us get equal time, but we appreciate her efforts. 4 paws
Client Pawticipation- I do have my own email address which is pretty cool for a cat. I think my furriends can contact me if they want. 4 paws
Pawticipation (part 2)- We don't get to pawticipate in many contests and games and stuff...and mom is horrible about helping me with awards or memes. 2 swats
Client Satisfaction- I sure do hope that our furriends like what they see here and we get lots of fun and wonderful comments from our pals. 4 paws
Overall Rating= 32 paws! (we won't reveal which one of us withheld paws...)
I know we can't add, but we love our mom and she feeds me cheese....and gives me socks. You know the important things in life.
31 comments:
Am I the only cat with a human who got four swats across the board?
Yay for the parentals! She'll be happy with that review, so happy that she'll hand out treats all round. We can tell...
We would give your Mom paws up for helping with the Thursday garden posts for sure!
These are the best grades we have seen so far! xoxo
Pretty good grades overall, your mom should be satisfied. Not so at my place.
Bravo !!! Your mom has a high scores !!!
She must be thrilled : )
xxx
I think you guys were pretty generous with your human! Mine is not getting a review - ANY help is hard to find these days, not to mention GOOD help, so I don't want to risk having to fire her.
We think yoor mom deserved efurry one of those 32 paws! She is awesome and Alfie particularly wants to give her another paw re the Society of Feline Gardeners werk ~ from him (if that's allowed).
That seems like a very fair review to me!
That's a very fair appraisal! We love you guys and we give you all 4 paws...that's 12 total!!
You guys are very fair in your review of your Mom. We think the Garden posts deserve extra points! And of course, the cheese helps!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
What a fair review for you mom
Good review pals. I'd say you were very honest and fair. I'd probably give your staff 100% paws up myself, but I'm from the outside looking in. he he
What a furry good review, we'd hate for her to receive horrible grades!
We just love your blog so we think your Mom is doing a great job!
Purrs,
The Chans
I think all that work on the garden posts would earn 4 paws up all around, I'm always amazed with those posts. Hooray for your Mom!!!
We give you Mom 93.3 paws up! We can't add, either. (The 0.3 is Salem's extra toe!) We do miss seiing you on the weekends, but Mommy says we have to be nice and not be critical. She is NO fun, sometimes.
Oh, and we can't be critical of Mommy's typing ability, either.
Pretty good review, must keep the Mom on her toes a bit, but making her believe she can improve a bit. Maybe she will post every day now.
Looks like a good review to me! And you are right! Cheese and socks are the important things!
One of you withheld your paws? Aw, at least you recognized the important things in life.
Um, we see that Mom averaged just barely over 1 Paw for the Overall Rating. We hope she will pay much better attention to the weaker categories in 2011!
Your mum should be very happy with that review.
We'll do the Purrfurmance Review next year as Scott has only had us for a couple of months.
Oh man. We were hoping you would decide to look for a new assistant so that we could bring your mum over here. We didn't even review our mum this year. We didn't think she could have coped with the results :P
We fink yer assessment is spot on.
My mom failed she's so lazy.
We love your blog and we wish we could come around and visit more often. Good thing we did not review our mom's purrfurmance. She definitely would not have fared well! MOL
We appreciate your Mom's Purrformance. Good work!
aw, a performance review. thats adorable.
Kittens Are Cute
I think there are more impawtant things than PURRformance reviews! It's all in your purrspective.
It's nice to know you appreciate your Mom for the things that truly matter.
Great scores for your mom! She must be quite pleased!
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