You wouldn't believe what happened this week. First of all, we are all very upset because mom and dad are not eating meat or dairy right now. There is still cheese in the fridge so Coryspoiledwhippersnapperppoutyface still gets cheese on demand. I personally don't like it at all, so what good does that do me? Where's my chicken? Where's my steak? And if you think I'm going to develop a taste for lentils...forget it. When I moved in here I had certain expectations. They better not mess with my cat food, that's all I got to say. And guess what? Mom and dad are actually happy because we no longer jump on the table to steal their food. It's not worth stealing!
But on to the real story of the week. You see Bennette was hanging out in the bathtub. She was acting all suspicous so mom asked her what she was doing? She pawed a bit, then purposefully and deliberately walked her Tuxie self over to the bathtub drain, positioned her cute little rear right over the drain and went pee! Yes, you got that right. That stinker went pee right down the drain! And mom was so stunned she just watched in awe. She didn't yell or nothing. Mom is now convinced that Bennette has been doing this all along because she was so perfect about it all...if mom didn't see it happen she would have never known. There is a drip from the bathtub faucet so it's kind of self cleaning, right? I for one am impressed so I'm handing this post over to Bennette.
Yes, I'm a genius. If I were human I'd be a rocket scientist.