I have a lot on my mind lately. Nigel really likes me, I can tell. I have given him a few licks on his head and I bring him little soft soccer balls and drop them right by him. Everything seems to go well, and then it all goes wrong. We will be sitting together all nice and then for some reason he goes all cave man on me. He throws his big beefy paw over my neck and tries to wrestle with me. What a brute! Mom tries to counsel him..."nose taps buddy boy" "that's no way to win her heart"...and he seems to listen, but by then the mood is all ruined. Sigh.Nigel is a good mancat. He gets along with my daughter Cory, he's handsome...we'll see. I may have to go on E-Harmony to find my perfect match. Meanwhile, my little girl Cory has been spending WAY too much time looking at certain mancat blogs...I try to tell her she'll only get her heart broken, but I can't stop her.
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Cory is a lovely girl. She will find a perfect mancat who is every bit as wonderful to her as my Latte. Ellie, a good swat and that Nigel will stop bothering you!
That's a boy for you Ellie---they pick on you when they like you! Show him how you want to be treated...maybe you start the nose taps? I've got six boys that Cory could choose from. I'm sure she'll make a great choice someday!
What? Cory has her eyes on somecat? We're ever so curious. Ah well, we're cats!
Ellie, it seems like Nigel's time on the streets has given him a wrong idea of courting. He'll figure it out eventually, we think he really likes you!
Purrs, Siena & Chilli
The path to romance is never smoove ~ so don't worry.
Milo and Alfs xx
Ah the trials and tribulations of new love. We hope things work out. Nigel is such a handsome Mancat and you are such a beautiful ladycat!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Mancats...what are you gonna' do with 'em?
Ellie, you mean us mancats have been doing it all wrong?? Girlcats don't like a little wrasslin'??? Hey, we're just mancats...what do we know???
Wally & Ernie
Sorry to hear things aren't going that well with Nigel. He sounds a lot like Maggie May with the wrestling. Silly!
Oooh who does Cory have her pretty eyes on? Maybe you could lend Nigel a copy of the Female Eunuch or something?
Who can understand matters of the heart, Ellie. Certainly none of these Mancats!
Ellie, those mancats are all beasts! They just can't seem to help it. Nigel is rather handsome, maybe you should give him another chance.
Watch out for Cory, though, she's still so young and not wise in the ways of mancats.
Why do some mancats do that? Samson is similar. He gets all romantic and then spoils the mood by putting the bitey on my ear or something! Men!
Mancats can sometimes gets a little over-excited. FAZ
Don't worry about Nigel he will eventually learn the proper way to court a lady! And Cory is growing up, you can't protect her forever.
Maybe Nigel needs some lessons in becoming a true Gentlecat?
Awwww Ellie, he just hasn't quite figured out the proper way to show you he cares.
And Cory may get her heart broken, but sometimes that happens. But being the terrific Mom youare, she will be fine.
Mancats! ::puts paw to forehead and rolls eyes::
Are you in love ?
Yes, Ellie, mancats can be so dense and difficult! It's a lot of work to keep ours in line.
Purrs,
The Artsy Catsy girlcats:
Callie, Lucy, Bitsy, LittleGirl and Holly
Ellie
That is such a beautiful picture of you. I see Nigel is having a difficult time showing his true feelings for you. I can't imagine any mancat breaking Cory's heart...she is just too wonderful for that.
purrs
Abby
I'm sure that my buddy Nigel has no idea that you hate when he wrestles with you! Sometimes us mancats are clueless! Don't give up on Nigel though...he's a good mancat
Ah, Ellie. We hope that Nigel will learn to woo you correctly, if that is indeed what you want. We know it's tough.
Now...seriously...spill! Who is Cory interested in?? The Cat Blogosphere needs to know!
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
I always thought lady cats liked to wrestle and chase. What do they like then?
Ash
All good things take time. OK so who is the lucky mancat that catches Cory's eyes?
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