Saturday, August 1, 2009
How to Win a Girls Heart
I love Ellie. I think she is pretty. I have been trying to win her heart, but my early attempts were a bit forward. Over the top. Clumsy. See, she didn't actually go for my move of the big paw over her head and a love bitey on the neck. I've been counseled to take it slow. To give her space. This courtship stuff is not my style, but I'm giving it a try anyway. I've heard that she's had her heart broken in the past.