Sunday, December 21, 2014

I am Not a Snob!

 
I don't want much for Christmas.  My needs are few.   What I really wanted the most was for my mom to help me say hello to my furriends.
 
After I let it be known that I don't want much...a horrible thing happened.   My mom called me a cheese snob!  What?  Not only that...a sock snob!  I'm hurt.
 
How could this have happened?
 
 
Well....um, I suppose maybe if I think about it, I did kind of turn up my nose at the
Swiss cheese I was offered.   And the medium sharp cheddar too.   And the Irish cheddar as well.
 
I only want the limited edition extra sharp four year vintage Tillamook white cheddar.   Once you've had it you'll never go back.

 
And about the socks.   I've been caught only singing to my dad's wool socks.   The wool blend and fleece socks are now not good enough for me.  
 
I'm not a kitten anymore.   I'm going for what I want in life.


18 comments:

Simba said...

Great to hear from you, Cory. I hope you get some of that Tillamook cheese for Catmas!

The Island Cats said...

We agree with you, Cory. Life's too short not to demand the best. :)

Quill and Greyson said...

Discriminating is not snobby...

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Now you have my human jonesing for that cheese! Well, if she actually gets some, she had better share it with me!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We all have priorities!

Flynn said...

Only the best for you Cory.

Fuzzy Tales said...

We applaud you, Cory! You know what you want and you won't settle for second best. That's awesome!

Merry Christmas to you all; have a wonderful holiday.

Terri said...

Nothin' bad about demanding what you like! We suspect you'll get some of your favorite cheddar for Christmas. Maybe Dad will get some more wool socks from Santa ;-)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Keep your tastes high Cory! MOL

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

You're not a snob, Darling Cory! You're a connoisseur!

Purrs,
The Chans

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

You deserve the best, Cory. But if you're not going to eat that other cheese, Ashton will be happy to finish it for you.

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

You deserve the very best. The best news is that you still sing!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Desiring ONLY the best in cheese an socks is NOT snobby. It only reflects yer excellent good taste in the finer things.

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Cory my gal pal...you simply have very cultured tastes as all ladycats do.

Eileen said...

Hi Cory! We agree, a kitty should never have to settle.

Merry Christmas to you and efurrybody!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

The Florida Furkids said...

We agree....you should always demand the best!!

The Florida Furkids

Purrfect Haven said...

Ha ha... go for it! It is about time to stand up on paws and ASK for what you want!
Festive Greetings from all of us...
Love Helen, Darcy, Bingley and Fred xxxx

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, Cory, you do have expensive tastes. And we think they should be catered to. :)