Some of you may know that one of my nicknames is "Pigpen". At first I was offended. But I realized that my love of dirt and leaves and stuff is a part of who I am. I own it!
So let me demonstrate the best way to grind a maximum amount of yard debris into your furs.
You have to find a good spot, full of dirt and dried leaves and twigs. Then flop down on your side and wiggle. Then flip.
Do it again...wiggle, flip, grind, roll....
When you are done your fur should look like the photo below.
Don't forget...once done, this is the exact moment you should demand to be let back in the house.