It's a letter from my special boyfurriend Alfie!!! Mom!!!! Why didn't you tell me!!! I can feel it's from him...I can feel it in my paws. I can smell his furs. I can see his pawprint!!!
And LOOOOOOKKKIEEEE at the stamps! Gold medal winning rowers! From Alfie's Great Britain! OOOooooohhhh so exciting!
Wha???? You mean this arrived a couple of days ago? Mom!!!! Here's a raspberry for you. You think waiting for a photo op is more important that giving me MY MAIL!!!?
Oh alright. I forgive you. Can I sleep with this under my pillow?
Thank you so much Alfie...and of course your wonderful mom and awesome brother Milo! I love you all.