Mail call!!! What mom? I have a package just for me??? Are you sure it's not for Cory?
See it is addressed to me...AND my most wonderful family, which includes my most amazing and adorable daughter, Cory.
It's a gift from the Katnip Lounge kitties!!!! Oh...the box smelled GOOD!
Of course I'll share with you Figaro and my darling Cory. Cory...is it...is it....a....a...snakie toy!!!!! Oh...::twitch:: it MUST BE KILLED! Don't be shocked Figgy...
Before I kill my new snakie...I'll introduce it to one of my other snakie toys...who has been repeatedly KILLED by yours truly....
Cory will demonstrate the killing technique that I've mastered over the years. Cory is demonstrating on our well killed current snakie toy...so new snakie toy knows what to expect.
Let's not put this off much longer...Figgy, don't eat all the valerian root and nip!!! Save some for us!
Ok snakie! Time to meet your maker!!!!!