Sunday, December 19, 2010

Easy Like Sunday Morning

I'm a bit worried.  All this being good stuff is getting to me.  I'm really still a kitten.  I may look like a big 13 pound mancat, but I'm still a kitten.  Just a wee bit over 1 year old.  It's my first Christmas with my family.  I've got my first stocking.  My first tree.  My first Secret Santa Paws.

I'm going a bit nuts.  I'm tearing through the house.  I'm whapping the tree.  Whapping the ornaments.  And then it happened.  I destroyed my first ornament.  I'm thinking this one is really bad because it was a little angel ornament.  It had feather wings.  How fair is that?  Feathers are toys!

We have a bell on our tree to tell us when an angel gets their wings.  But what happens when a naughty kitty makes an angel lose their wings?

Is it a lump of coal in the naughty kitties stocking?

I'm worried.

At least my good pals from The Poupounette turned out to be our Secret Paws pals so they may be my only hope of getting presents this year.  I'm going to sit by the bag until Christmas morning.  It came all the way from Japan!  I can hardly wait!

27 comments:

The Monkeys said...

You have no reason to worry, sweetie. You're supposed to be a bit naughty! We will have a talk with Santa just to make sure, but you should be enjoying your first Christmas with your awesome family!

The Monkey girls
xoxo

GGWandG said...

Figaro, don't you worry. Santa Paws understand these things. Trees are for climbing and balls and feathers are for whapping... even at Christmas!

Sammy and Andy said...

Awwwwwwww, Figaro, please don't feel badly....we're sure that Santa will be very good to you.

We are so thankful you found such a forever loving home. xxxxxxxx

The Whiskeratti said...

Don't worry - Sandy Claws knows all about kittehs, especially young ones. You're forgiven.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Figaro, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a lot of fun and a good sense of humour! Ornaments are for whapping. Everyone knows that, and it is the people's duty to make sure they are unbreakable... We know you will be spoiled, and we can't tell you how happy we are that you are home and have such a loving family

Purrs,
The Chans.

Purrfect Haven said...

we know how you feel... this year we don't have lights on the tree because Darcy bit through last years ones and blew out the electrics (and nearly died)...aren't decorations to be enjoyed? Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xx

The Island Cats said...

Figaro, this isn't my first Christmas...more like my 4th here...and I am going crazy too! I'm climbing the tree, whapping ornaments, messing up the tree skirt...you name it!! I sure hope I don't end up with a lump of coal in my stocking either!!


But I think Santa Paws cuts us cats a little slack...so me and you...we'll be okay!
Ernie

Eric and Flynn said...

The ornament had feathers you said? Well that makes it fair game them. Sandy Claws wouldn't expect you to ignore it.

Forty Paws said...

Chrissymouse is very difficult for all of us poodins. All the sparkleys, and the dangling ornaments and such. And a tree inside! Too much for us.

Luf, Us

Katnip Lounge said...

Shame on your persons for leading you into temptation! COAL for them, and tuna for you!
heh heh.

Plus, all kitties under the age of 20 are exempt from the "good" rule.

Mariodacat said...

I really think Santy will forgive you cuz you are still a kitten & kittens are supposed to has fun.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ichiro has been much much worse. He has destroyed two plants in two days and the presents are always moved around and sometimes opened and then ornaments are found on the floor...

Carolyon said...

It can be SO hard to tell what is meant to be a toy and what isn't!
I am sure Santa will make allowances with you being young and all.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Oh Figaro, if you hurt the angel ornament, it's your human's fault for putting it where you could reach it! Anything with feathers definitely counts as a cat toy! That is a Cat Rule.

Raymond and Busby said...

We think any ornament that is within whapping range is fair game. Wow how lucky that the Pouponette gang was your secret Santa! Cool toys from Japan, that's so fun!

the casbah kitten said...

Hi Fig,

We heard that your first Christmas is only a 'practice' Christmas so you can get used to it. So no worries, you'll still get lotsa goodies!

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

You are such a big kitten, we know you did not mean to knock the angel down!
~ The Bunch

Furkidsmom said...

Everything is a toy. As long as you go by that rule, you're okay. Santa knows that your are a good kitty.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Simba said...

I like what Casbah Kittens say - first Christmas is just for practice! Things are calmer at my house because:

1)I am 8
2)The tree is in a room with french doors on it so I only go in there with extreme supervision.

MoMo said...

Don't worry, a kitty does what a kitty is supposed to do. At least you didn't destroy the tree like I did (and I still got treats on Christmas Day).

Fin said...

Ah Figgy I have on good authority that your new family loves you and I think you'll clean up good or bad!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe woo got some sushi!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Hi Grete!

Ayla and Iza, said...

Mebbe the Beins can glue the broken ornament back together? They are pretty good at repairin things. Then yer OK with Santa again...

Au and Target said...

Pssst, blame the dog ;-)

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

We know it wasn't you my friend.

Junior and Orion said...

Don't worry Figaro! SAnta is forgiving, you will get plenty of gifts and no coal.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

It will be a wonderful Christmas Figaro!!

A Secret Paws from the Poupounette? How exciting!!!