Hi there! I'm off probation now. Double secret probation. Trouble is, I've been let in on the reality of what I have to do now to make everything up to Jonesie and get back on track. I thought it would be easy...writing 100 times with my paw in the dirt...I will not diss Jonesie. I will not diss Jonesie. But no.
But before we get back to me, there was big happenings over the weekend. Bennette, Jonesie and Grete had to go to the v-e-t. It was just a check up for all of them, with vaccinations and stuff. Before Jonesie and Bennette left, Ellie had to investigate the carriers to make sure they were safe for travel.
Once Ellie gave the paws up, Bennette and Jonesie were stuffed inside.
I waited at home in the yard. All went very well and they came home saying stuff like...the v-e-t thought I was sweet and good and blah blah blah blah...
I'm gonna hack up a hairball...
So why you ask am I sitting in this odd position? I was loving on my little nip plant when mom noticed me sitting weird. Am I injured, sore, hurt?? Nope...just got poop stuck to my furry butt, that's all. I dragged my rear through the dirt but it didn't help.
I had to be cleaned up with baby wipes. I had to have some of my furrs cut out. Yes, my punishment for dissing Jonesie is I have to share embarrassing stuff about myself.