Tabby Tattletale Tuesday

 

Oh man, do I have stuff to tell you.   Some of it may not qualify at gossip since it's about ME!   I did not have a good week last week.

 

Some of you may know that I have um...::ahem::....constipation issues.   Now really, this has been no big deal for well over a year because my mom and I have this thing...we have it really dialed in with my medication and stuff.  

 

So it was a big fat surprise to all of us when I got majorly plugged up.   It meant a visit to the vet and I had to stay there 2 whole nights.   Ugh.  But the good part is that my V-E-T moved to a brand new office.  I mean it smells new car new if you know what I mean.   And me...well I was super smelly with all my issues so I was one of the VERY first to stink up the place.

 

It was awesome.

 

 

The v-e-t loves me.  I'm a love bug.  I give hugs and kisses to everyone I know.  I know that I'm their favorite cat of ALL.

 

So when I came home I was in for a rather rude awakening.   Cecilia told me something shocking.

 

She said "Did you know that when Bennette had a couple of teeth removed just a short while ago, the v-e-t awarded Bennette with a Certificate of Bravery"?

 

What?

What about ME?  I thought I was brave.   I thought they loved me best.

 

This is SO NOT FAIR.

 

I did not get a certificate.  I got nothing.

 

No hugs and kisses for the v-e-t EVER! 

 

I mean it.

 

Really.

Society of Feline Gardeners- Thursday in the Garden with Jonesie

::Meowwww::

 

Welcome back to my garden.   Sometimes gardening is not about the plants.  It's about construction and building stuff.   Me, I'm best when I have my paws in the dirt.  My daddy is the one who builds stuff.  Sometimes because he does stuff himself it takes a long time.

 

Take for instance our side patio.   I think he got started on it when I was 7 years old.  Since I'm  14 years old now you can do the math.   Yes, he's slow.   But doing it that way means more cat food and kitty toys for me!

 

 

Of course I'm here to snoopervise.   You can imagine how it would turn out if I wasn't making sure it's all going to plan.

 

 

Yes, it's going to be good! 

 

I think I will sit here in the grass and watch from a distance.  Construction is boring.

 

Maybe I'll like it better when mom finds patio furniture. The pavers are not all that comfy. 

Mitten Monday

 

I love Costco.

 

The cheese...the roasted chicken.

 

But most of all, I can always count on a most awesome box!

 

Mitten Monday

 

Hi there!  Did you know that my mom forgot our Blogoversary?   On September 5th, 2008, I started my blogging career because I couldn't keep my paws away from a keyboard.   And my mom forgot.

 

::sob::

 

I've had 1393 posts!!!!   I think that's kinda cool.   So that's my good news.

 

I need to let you all in on a little issue I've been having.  

 

I stopped singing.  I have not composed a sock song in over a month.   Mom and dad are concerned.  I seem fine and all that...I eat, I sleep, I purrr....I play.  But no singing.

 

Mom just started singing to me to see if that will help.   Although she tries and she is off key...I love it when she sings.  I purr and I rub on her.  It's really quite sweet given that she has no hope of being a world class opera singer like I am.

 

I'm just in a creative slump.   It could be that with the warmer weather, the supply of super aromatic fleecy socks is seriously lacking.   Summer socks and sandals are just not the same.

 

Wordless Wednesday