I'm thinking I need a girlfriend.
Someone who understands that I'm handsome but get scratches on my nose. I get stuff stuck in my furrs. I sometimes let my paws stay a tad dirty. I'm a good provider and can catch birdies and mousies.
What do you meow girls?

I think there will be one very lucky girl out there. I, of course, am married. And besides, I can't imagine getting my paws in dirt...
ReplyDeleteWe think any girlcat would be proud to have you for a boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Sounds like a good deal and you are handsum, but i'm a dood. I'll pass the word along, though. Purrs.
ReplyDeleteOh you are a bit of rough trade! We love you just the way you are, Figaro
ReplyDeleteEvery girl cat likes a bad boy :) Even with your scruffy fur and nose scratches, she'll be swooning!
ReplyDeleteIf I were a lady cat, I'd be flocking to you!!
ReplyDeleteMARLEY here: Would ya take one of the two girlcats what are both pretty lame at the romantical stuff? I could sell ya one fer a bag of treats.
ReplyDeleteLike I could (whap, whap, whap). Ow, Ow Ow, Ow. HEY, no claws... Ow. Um, OW OW, apparently, OW, OW, OW, [GET OFFA ME] I hafta retract the offer.
[OW OW OW] No, ferfet it. HEY, NOT THE EARS... AaCK! OUCH!...
HELP!
Oh Figgy - how about TWO girlfriends?!
ReplyDeleteBlushing,
Siena AND Chilli
Mom said " Meow "
ReplyDeleteDo you interest the old human ? ..Ha..Ha..Ha.. Sorry, I crack myself, Mom is useless..tee..hee
xoxo
Good luck with finding your purr-fect girl cat! Rio from Barcelona
ReplyDeleteFigaro, you would be a wonderful catch for the right girlfriend. I am sure Audrey would like to be considered, but she is a lot older than you are.
ReplyDeleteYou just need your rough edges smoothed a little, Fig. We hope you can find the purrfect ladycat to do that.
ReplyDeleteHey Figgy! It sounds like you have lots of prospects! And that is as it should be!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
You are one very handsome dude buddy. A real "lady killer."
ReplyDeleteA faithful feline who can find? His worth is far above jewels! A dirty- pawed devoted provider is far superior to a gorgeously groomed dolt any day!
ReplyDeleteWell, I can't promise to be exclusive, (I'm SUCH a flirt) but I could try...especially for SUCH a handsome rugged Tuxedo Man!
ReplyDeleteInterestedly, Salem
Hey Figaro! We are both spoken for but we sure think you're handsome! Ruby and Miss Rose XX
ReplyDeleteAny ladycat will be lucky to have you, Figaro!
ReplyDeleteYes you are one tough boy!!! But you might have to work on the the dirt on your paws....
ReplyDeleteYes you are one tough boy!!! But you might have to work on the the dirt on your paws....
ReplyDeleteOH Figaro
ReplyDeleteMy sister Boo just lost her boyfriendcat Beau she would love you to help her ease her breaking heart...
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Are you interested in Cougars?... or Human Moms?
ReplyDeleteWell if I didn't already have a boyfriend and a # 1 Suitor I would just gobble you up. You are adorable and the fact that you likes to hunt is a big plus. ~Arty Mouse
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, our Domino is also spoken for, and she's a little old for you, too, Figaro.
ReplyDeleteYou need another youngster like yourself. Hopefully, your plea for a lady furiend will bear fruit -- just like your garden.