I'm a bit worried. All this being good stuff is getting to me. I'm really still a kitten. I may look like a big 13 pound mancat, but I'm still a kitten. Just a wee bit over 1 year old. It's my first Christmas with my family. I've got my first stocking. My first tree. My first Secret Santa Paws.
I'm going a bit nuts. I'm tearing through the house. I'm whapping the tree. Whapping the ornaments. And then it happened. I destroyed my first ornament. I'm thinking this one is really bad because it was a little angel ornament. It had feather wings. How fair is that? Feathers are toys!
We have a bell on our tree to tell us when an angel gets their wings. But what happens when a naughty kitty makes an angel lose their wings?
Is it a lump of coal in the naughty kitties stocking?
I'm worried.
At least my good pals from The Poupounette turned out to be our Secret Paws pals so they may be my only hope of getting presents this year. I'm going to sit by the bag until Christmas morning. It came all the way from Japan! I can hardly wait!
You have no reason to worry, sweetie. You're supposed to be a bit naughty! We will have a talk with Santa just to make sure, but you should be enjoying your first Christmas with your awesome family!
ReplyDeleteThe Monkey girls
xoxo
Figaro, don't you worry. Santa Paws understand these things. Trees are for climbing and balls and feathers are for whapping... even at Christmas!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwww, Figaro, please don't feel badly....we're sure that Santa will be very good to you.
ReplyDeleteWe are so thankful you found such a forever loving home. xxxxxxxx
Don't worry - Sandy Claws knows all about kittehs, especially young ones. You're forgiven.
ReplyDeleteFigaro, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a lot of fun and a good sense of humour! Ornaments are for whapping. Everyone knows that, and it is the people's duty to make sure they are unbreakable... We know you will be spoiled, and we can't tell you how happy we are that you are home and have such a loving family
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans.
we know how you feel... this year we don't have lights on the tree because Darcy bit through last years ones and blew out the electrics (and nearly died)...aren't decorations to be enjoyed? Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xx
ReplyDeleteFigaro, this isn't my first Christmas...more like my 4th here...and I am going crazy too! I'm climbing the tree, whapping ornaments, messing up the tree skirt...you name it!! I sure hope I don't end up with a lump of coal in my stocking either!!
ReplyDeleteBut I think Santa Paws cuts us cats a little slack...so me and you...we'll be okay!
Ernie
The ornament had feathers you said? Well that makes it fair game them. Sandy Claws wouldn't expect you to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteChrissymouse is very difficult for all of us poodins. All the sparkleys, and the dangling ornaments and such. And a tree inside! Too much for us.
ReplyDeleteLuf, Us
Shame on your persons for leading you into temptation! COAL for them, and tuna for you!
ReplyDeleteheh heh.
Plus, all kitties under the age of 20 are exempt from the "good" rule.
I really think Santy will forgive you cuz you are still a kitten & kittens are supposed to has fun.
ReplyDeleteIchiro has been much much worse. He has destroyed two plants in two days and the presents are always moved around and sometimes opened and then ornaments are found on the floor...
ReplyDeleteIt can be SO hard to tell what is meant to be a toy and what isn't!
ReplyDeleteI am sure Santa will make allowances with you being young and all.
Oh Figaro, if you hurt the angel ornament, it's your human's fault for putting it where you could reach it! Anything with feathers definitely counts as a cat toy! That is a Cat Rule.
ReplyDeleteWe think any ornament that is within whapping range is fair game. Wow how lucky that the Pouponette gang was your secret Santa! Cool toys from Japan, that's so fun!
ReplyDeleteHi Fig,
ReplyDeleteWe heard that your first Christmas is only a 'practice' Christmas so you can get used to it. So no worries, you'll still get lotsa goodies!
You are such a big kitten, we know you did not mean to knock the angel down!
ReplyDelete~ The Bunch
Everything is a toy. As long as you go by that rule, you're okay. Santa knows that your are a good kitty.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
I like what Casbah Kittens say - first Christmas is just for practice! Things are calmer at my house because:
ReplyDelete1)I am 8
2)The tree is in a room with french doors on it so I only go in there with extreme supervision.
Don't worry, a kitty does what a kitty is supposed to do. At least you didn't destroy the tree like I did (and I still got treats on Christmas Day).
ReplyDeleteAh Figgy I have on good authority that your new family loves you and I think you'll clean up good or bad!
ReplyDeleteMaybe woo got some sushi!!!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Hi Grete!
Mebbe the Beins can glue the broken ornament back together? They are pretty good at repairin things. Then yer OK with Santa again...
ReplyDeletePssst, blame the dog ;-)
ReplyDeleteWe know it wasn't you my friend.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Figaro! SAnta is forgiving, you will get plenty of gifts and no coal.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a wonderful Christmas Figaro!!
ReplyDeleteA Secret Paws from the Poupounette? How exciting!!!